I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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