btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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