And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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