just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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