just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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