no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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