turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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