Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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