drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Less talking, more tequila
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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