I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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