Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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