I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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