Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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