Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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