JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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