After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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