8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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