Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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