It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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