God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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