and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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