hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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