so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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