yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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