and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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