Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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