i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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