she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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