why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
tell me about the fingering
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