did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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