Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
last night I used snow as a chaser
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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