I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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