We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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