Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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