And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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