I have demons in me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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