I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Randomize
