win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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