is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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