Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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