White coat. Heels.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish I could teleport
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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