The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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