Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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