Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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