oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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