We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize