Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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