Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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