The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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