508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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