kristin has been a bad kristin
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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