Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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