I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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