dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.