yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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