i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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