laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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